Thursday, June 30, 2011

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AYE!!! FELLAS!!!! IF u ARE 30 years OLD.... and U R STILL hand to hand HUSTLIN crack------------------------> YOUR AN IDIOT and U HAVE FAILED at LIFE!!!.........thats ALL!!! CARRY ON!!----------------------->#OUTBURST!!!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

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I AM NO LONGER SICK n TIRED uh BEING SICK in TIRED ...bcus I NO LONGER DEAL wiff DA BULLSHIT (and PEOPLE!)..that MADE me SICK n TIRED in da FIRST PLACE!! ------------->U DIG? Ha!!! ----------> #RE-INVENT-IN-MUHSELF!.... U SHOULD TRY IT!...------>OUTBURST!!!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

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I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Happy Daddy's DAY..to THE REAL FATHERS that ARE TRULLY INVOLVED wiff dey KIDS!!!... IF U HALF STEPPIN...den WIPE DAT SMILE OFFA YA DAMN FACE...CUS IM NOT TALKIN TO YO ASS!!!.... ok...so HAPPY FATHERS DAY!.. GOOWT NIGHT!! (~_~)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GONE!

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BISHES!!! WTF are yall DOING!! U go through LIFE COMPETE-ING and JUMPING through HOOPS for the sake of "HAVING A MAN!...have U FORGOTTEN that U ARE THE GIFT!!! and it IS HE!!! that should be JUMPIN THROUGH HOOPS to IMPRESS YOU!!!!!.. YALL TRIPPIN..u MAKE IT TOOOO EASY..LITERALLY.. and U WONDER WHY HEONT bring u FLOWERS? WHY SHOULD HE? U SAT on his LAP as SOON as U MET HIM...#HISjobISDONE! (smdh) ------------------------------------->OUTBURST!!!

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SIGH!) Ladies!! IRREGARDLESS UH DA FACT that U R FEEEELIN FABULOUS! & THAT OUTFIT ur WEARING MUST BE CAUGHT on CAMERA!!.. PLEASE KEEP in MIND that ALL LAT SHIT on da FLOOR BEHIND YOU WILL BE CAPTURED in da PIC and YES..WE NOTICE the FILFTH!!! WITH THAT SAID..CLEAN YA FUGGIN ROOM/BAFROOM----->BEFORE u STRIKE UH POSE!..K? -------------->OUTBURST!!!

Friday, June 17, 2011

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EUREKA!!! I GOT IT!!! I know WHAT IMMA GIT A LOT uh U DADDIES for FATHERS DAY!!!!!!! --------------> A PLANE TICKET to da MAURY SHOW! HA!..cus QUITE uh FEW of U DUMMIES have been HOODWINKED! ........LLS....DATS WHAT CHU GIT..for FALLIN n STAYIN inSIDE of uh MUDDUCK! (smdh!) (gigglin!) #PAYDAT CHILD SUPPORT----------->for DAT OVA NUCKAS BAYBEEE!

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LADIES!!! IF U have BABIES by TWO FRIENDS...and YOUR "FRIENDS" told u that U HAVE NOTHING to BE ASHAMED ABOUT (@_@)!.-------->.PLEASE NOTE!! that THEY ARE NOT UR FRIENDS..cus THEY LIED! ..and ACTUALLY u SHOULD CRAWL UNDA uh ROCK n STAY there ..WIFF YA NAS-T ASS SELF!!...C? imma REAL FRIEND..I TOLD U DA TROOF!---------------->OUTBURST!!!!!

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FELLAS if UR GIRL!!! GOT 4 BABIES unda 6 years OLD.... ------------>and AINT NONE of EM YOURS???.... U AINT got to WAIT til the BREAK UP for ME to tell you DAT ------------>YOUS uh STUPID MUTHAFUSKA!! ---------------->OUTBURST!!!!!

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LADIES!!! (since yall beefin wiff me LMAO!!!!) this ones FOR U!... IF you CATCH YOUR MAN CHEATING..... GUESS WHAT?... HES CHEATING.. and U DONT NEED MAURY to CONFIRM IT!!!... lls........ ---------->OUTBURST!!!

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FELLAS... did U KNOW that if U WALK into a FEMALES BAFROOM and U SEE A PLETHORA uh FEMININE COOCHIE WASH PRODUCTS... AHH ..UNLESS she has a DOCUMENTED MEDICAL CONDITION.. CHANCES ARE... UR NOT the ONLY ONE SHES BANGIN!!? HUH? DID U KNOW THAT? CUS a HEALTHY ONE PARTNA COOCHIE.. HAS NO ODOR!... and NO NEED for uh DOUCHE EVAH!..#food for THOUGHT! (GRINNIN)-------->OUTBURST!!!

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FELLAS!!... IF HER HAIR-DO (curls) LASTS for MORE den 2 DAYS!!!-------------->I WOULD QUESTION da LAST TIME DAT ASS was SUBMERGED in WATA.. CUS U know.... DAT I KNOW..... DAT STEAM n BLACK WOMEN's HAIR... DONT MIX!!.. U DO THE MATH!! ----->WASHIN all LAT ASS at DA SINK... JUSS WONT DO!!! ewwww... HA!!! DEY MAD at THAT!!! (hey BISHES!)....------------->OUTBURST!!!

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FELLAS!!! if DAT CHIC KEEEEEEPs DEM NAILS DONE!!! IM TALM BOUT not uh CHIP in SIGHT! EVAH!!!!!....-----DEN dont BE so SHOCKED at her NASTEE ASS HOUSE when U VISIT.... cus she dont do WINDOWS... DISHES.... TRASH..... SWEEPIN.... LAUNDRY..... or NUFFIN!! LMAO!!... TOILET SEAT JUST FILFTHY!!!!!!------>OUTBURST!!!

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UNCOVERING FEMALE NASTY-NESS!!!! THINGS dat FELLAS SHOULD KNOW................IF U HITTIN DAT THANG..and U PULL OUT..COVERED wiff uh WHITE SUBSTANCE. (talm bout she got dat CREAMY COOCHIE!) LMAO.......... AHH!! DONT POUND YA CHEST..cus WOMEN DONT CUM SNOW WHITE!!!............. SHE HAS an INFECTION---------->AND NOW U DO TOO!!.. #DUMMY!......Ha!! ----------#OUTBURST!!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

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Aye!! IF U R 27...and U JUST GOT UR LEARNERS' PERMIT......WHY?...U should be BANNED/BARRED from ALL TYPES uh VEHICLES and YO ASS SHOULD WALK BAREFOOT on a HOT ASS DAY.. STRAIGHT to da DMV---------->AND TURN DAT LEARNERS' PERMIT-------------->BACK IN---------------------->OUTBURST!!!

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Aye! if U got a $10 dolla bill AND U just put $6 in da tank and bought chu uh ROLL UP and uh BEER!.... I AM SOOOOOO NOT mad ATCHU!!! LMAO!!..NO SENSE in BEING BROKE and------------->SOBER! ------------->#OUTBURST!!!

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Aye!! IF U GOT ALL UH $12 DOLLAS in ur BANK ACCOUNT!!...BUT U at Cameron's Seafood WIFF ur DEBIT CARD out!..TALM BOUT.."AHH.. LEMME GITone uh DEM SPICEY SHRIMP and CRAB CAKE SPecials" ($9.99 WIFF COUPON!)--------------->Ha! I AINT eeen MAD ATCHA!! LLS... GOTTA SPOIL YASELF SUMTIME!!!..---------------------->#OUTBURST!!!

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AYE!! to ALL uh MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS.MOST of WHOM IGG ME...AND NEVAH SAY shit or RESPOND..or WHATEVA #fuggers< ANYWHO.. IF YALL READIN thIS... most of u ARE!!!... IF U RUN into Doc Ice (Fred!)... TELL HIM... I SAID!.. HIT ME UP!!... cus HE AND I..have sum UNFINISHED BIZZZNESS!!! Ha! (devilish Grin!).. (we need to tawk!) lol

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AYE!!! IF YOU have a CHILD...dat U AINT SEENT in 4 MONTHS or LONGER..(NOEXCUSES!!!!) YET CHU on da PHONE ASKIN SOME BROAD "WHAT CHU GITTIN ME FOR FARVAS DAY??" ..YOUR ENTIRE THOAT should CLOSE UP causing MAJOR DAMAGE to ur VOCAL CORDS and MAY u NEVER HAVE the ABILITY to SPEAK AGAIN!! --------------------->OUTBURST!

Monday, June 13, 2011

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AYE FELLAS!! IF YOUR HAIR LINE BEGINS at the TIP uh YOUR EAR area!!... YET U STILL HANGIN on TO that HALF uh HEAD UH HAIR... U should be DRUGGED then DRAGGED into a BARBERS CHAIR..and SKINNED down to the WHITE MEAT as to DETER any FUTURE half uh hair GROWTH -------------------->#OUTBURST!!!

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Aye IF you are a CRACKHEAD...UNDA AGE 40!!!!.... YOU should be SHOT WIFF SHIT... RINSED OFF!!!..DEN SHOT AGAIN POINT BLANK RANGE in DA FACE..cus U GOTS to BE DA DUMBEST!!! --------------------------->OUTBURST!!!

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AYE!! if U JUST WOKE UP!!! (like me!)...BUT U POSE 2 been at WORK at 7:45am!! -----------------------> U MIGHT as WELL FIRE URSELF!! and DENY YA OWN UNEMPLOYMENT!.............--------------------->#OUTBURST!!!

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AYE SERIOUSLY DOE!........ IF YOU are STILL ON DA PHONE WIFF YA BOYs n NEM.. RE-PLAYIN da GAME...OVA and OVA..and OVA NOT MAKING a BIT UH FUGGIN DIFFERENCE cus da game is OVA!! and DA HEAT fizzled..------>U SHOULD just STAY UP ALL NIGHT so UR EYES can BURN WHILE AT WORK 2mara..and U CAN TEAR UP!! errry 5 minutes....Ha!.................DATS HEAT FO YO AZZ!! -------------------->#OUTBURST

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AYE!! IF U THEW a COOKOUT at CHO HOUSE!!..and SPENT ALL LAT SKRILLA on dem STEAKS.(BIG BAAWLIN)..BANKIN on DAT SURE WIN!...just tell the KIDS da DADDY's an ASS and HAVING TO EAT THOSE PEANUT BUTTER n JELLY sannwiches FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS til PAYDAY is MOMMY's FAULT----------->FOR PICKIN UR DUMB ASS! ----------------------------#OUTBURST

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AYE!! IF U in YOUR CAR TRYNA FIGA OUT how u GONNA TELL KILLA ROB! (he all uh 47 and errbody still call him that!) dat YOU cant PAY him TIL pay day NEXT THURSDAY,,cus DA HEAT den FUGGED dat MONEY UP 4 U!..-------->U MIGHT as WELL PISTOL WHIP YASELF!!............... save him da TROUBLE---------------------------> #OUTBURST

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AYE!! IF U JUST DENIED UR GIRL SUM LUVIN because U R IN UR FEEELINGS ABOUT DIS HEAT GAME....JUST KNOW dat 2MORA ROUND LUNCH TIME!! (@_@)!--------------------->HER, dat nucka REGGIE (from da MAIL ROOM) AND THE JANITORS CLOSET....R GONNA GET BETTER AQUAINTED!..just-so-u-KNOW! --------------------------------->#OUTBURST

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AYE!!! IF YOU BOUGHT dem NIKES!!!..BCUS dey had DA SAME COLORS as DAT HEAT JERSEY U GOT DA NERVE to HAVE ON!!!------------------>GRAB a SHARPIE BLACK PERMANENT MARKER..and SKRIBBLE SCRABBLE on EM....NOW!!!..cuzzz UZZA BAMMA! ------------------>OUTBURST!

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AYE!! IF U R at DA BAR... RIGHT NOW!! DRESSED in MIAMI HEAT ATTIRE!!...------------------>STRIP DAT ASS BUTT NAKED.......THOW YA CLOTHES ON DA BAR!! and SET EM UH FLAME!!..DEN!!!..PUT EM BACK ON....WHILE STILL SMOKIN HOT!!!!!------------------->#OUTBURST!!!

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AYE!! IF u BET DIS MONFS RENT (and its late!) ..NEXT MONFS RENT (plus LATE fees from DIS MONF)...and HALF UR CAR NOTE on DA HEAT's GAME!---------------->BEAT YOSELF inda FACE VICIOUSLY resulting in uh BLACK EYE and BUSTED LIP!..cus U DESERVE IT! .Ha!---------------------->#OUTBURST!

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Aye...IF YOU PARK ANYTHING worf OVA 50K outside uh an APARTMENT dat YOU DONT OWN....ERRRRYNIGHT........(cus YO ASS LIVE DERE!).........PACK YO SHIT!!..ALL UH IT!!..and STUFF it INTO DAT HOUSE NOTE dat u DRIVE!!...and eat sleep and SHIT in it for 5 YEARS!----------------------------->#OUTBURST!!

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FELLAS...if YOU took ur GIRLFRIENDS' SON..to MORE FOOTBALL GAMES, Chuck E CHEESE VISITS, FOOT LOCKER trips, and EATERIES... than UR OWN SON!!..... OXYGEN should be RATIONED to you at ONE BREATH per MINUTE..causing UR EYES 2 BULGE OUTTA YA HEADS ---------------->#OUTBURST

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LADIES if a DUDE ONLY hits it FROM DA BACK.....its BCUS he CANT LOOK u in DA FACE bcus U R his JUMP OFF and WIFEY is AT HOME!!.... BELEEEEEEEV IT!! ----------------->OUTBURST

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LADIES if a DUDE is CONSTANTLY ACCUSING u OF CHEATING..and UR NOT!!!!..... PLEASE BELEEEV that 9 times out of 10 its HIS OWN GUILT..dat GOT him TRIPPIN... (whispers) mmm hmmmm ITS HIM---------------------->#OUTBURST

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LADIES...if a DUDE tells u THAT HE is COOL wiff u having OTHER FRIENDS.... TRUST n BELEEEV dat HE AIN'T FEELIN YOU!! cus NO MAN!!!!!! wants to KNOW..that ANUVA MAN...is BANGIN HIS BOO!!!! BELLLEEEV IT.. UVE been HOODWINKED.. BAMBOOZLED ---->LED ASTRAY!!!! #OUTBURST

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FELLAS...if u FIND YOSELF on DA OVA end of uh PATERNITY SUIT...TALM BOUT."IONT know if ITS MINES...she WAS FUGGIN wiff a FEW OVA DUDES that I KNOW ABOUT"... CUT UR DIRTY DICK OFF!!! IMMMMEEEEEEDIATELY cus U FOUL for BANGIN her RAW DAWG!! -------------->#OUTBURST!!!!!

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LADIES...DONT let MEN make u FEEL BAD..because U DONT WANT to STRUGGLE WIFF HIS STRUGLIN ASS!!... ASK YOURSELF...WOULD HE TELL Hale Berry WHO GOT SKRILLA..to PAY FOR HER OWN SHIT??? THINK ABOUT IT! Hale aint LOOKIN TWICE at uh BROKE DUDE!!! WHY SHOULD YOU! GIT on UR HALE STATUS..KNOW YOUR WORTH! #OUTBURST!

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LADIES.. CONTRARY to WHAT U LET THE MALES CONVINCE YOU...... AHH CASUAL SEX.....BOOTY CALL......FRIENDS wiff BENEFITS....DATING (sex incl....is what HOOKERS call a TRICK!)...... ARE ALL CUTE LIL WORDS for------------------->HOE-ing!! (@_@)!....... #OUTBURST!!!

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DUDES...if u REFUSE to ATTEND DA GYM...yet U HAVE DEM extra SENSITIVE
MAN TITTIES!!!...... TIE ur SHIRT in a KNOT at the BOTTOM..PUT on SUM LIP GLOSS and SASHAY YO MIGHT AS WELL be GAY ASS on down STREET...AND YEP...U GUESSED it..... KILL YO FUGGIN SELF!! #OUTBURST

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WEED SELLERS!!! if U SMOKE up HALF the PRODUCT dat U POSE TO BE SELLIN...... WRAP yaself in a BACKWOOD..and FLICK YA BIC..settin ya ASS on FYAH...cus U HUSTLIN BACKWARDS and U R IN VIOLATION uh HUSTLE CODE 357-45-22-9mm dash E ..(page 10277 in da HUSTLE rule book!).... #OUTBURST!!

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LADIES if u are 2 months BEHIND in RENT..YET UR F'kn!!... DEY should TAPE the EVICTION NOTICE to UR FOREHEAD for ALL TO SEE!!!.... soo GRAB uh BLADE...CUTYOSELF..and POUR ALKAHAWL IN IT!!... #OUTBURST!!!!

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FELLAS...if U KNOW UR GIRL is a BIT LOOSE...YET U STILL cut the UMBILICAL CORD and SIGN the BIRTH CERTIFICATE for lil MAYBE Jr.... GO OUTSIDE....PULL UR PANTS DOWN and LET the FIRST GUMP U C!!! RAM u in da ASS!!!! #OUTBURST!!!

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Ladies If u WAKE UP in da AM....AND ALL u REQUIRE of HIM is to DROP U off AT WORK (in ur car!) and PICK U UP AFTERWORK (in ur car) ...CARRY ur STUPID ASS on OVER to IRAQ...and GET ON the FRONT LINE!!! #OUTBURST!!!
AYE!! LADIES..if U COOK ERRRRY DAY!! and HE EAT ERRRYDAY!! YET he HAS NOT put SO MUCH as a LOAF uh BREAD on ur COUNTERTOP!!!... PLEASE.. CROSS the MEXICAN BORDER... NEVER TO RETURN!!! #OUTBURST!!!!!!!

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FELLAS!!! IF a CHIC (dat chu bangin) ASKS you TO PAY!!!!! for CABLE ----->DAT your BITCH ASS WATCHES errrrrrrry VISIT..and U CALL HER A GOLD DIGGER..... PLEASE... WITHOUT HESITATION... PUT a fofifth (45) to ya SORRY ASS, NUFFIN ASS, MOMMA DIDNT TEACH U BETTER ASS...TEMPLE...and SQUEEEEEEEEZE! #OUTBURST!

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AYE IF YOUVE had THREE STD's YET U AINT CHEATING..but U FEEL da NEED to TAKE YO MAN on MAURY to C if HE IS... (@_@)!... U KNOW what to DO!!!... mm hmmm BEAT YOSELF IN DA FACE~~~ HARD!!!!! ASAP!!!! #OUTBURST

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FEMALES that were SINGLE LAST WEEK but NOW have a PIC uh DEM and DEY NEW MAN KISSIN as their PROFILE PIC on FB and the CAPTION READS... I LOVE MY BOO!....should WRAP a ROPE round dey NECK and KICK DA CHAIR from UNDANEETH em---HANG YOSELF!! #OUTBURST!

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CHICS that's LOVE-in dey MAN..eeeven though HE is a DEADBEAT DAD to his OTHER KIDS...should be SET on FIRE..n BURNED SLOWWWWW to DEATH #OUTBURST!!

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NEGATIVE PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! and SHOULD BE CHOKED to DEATH!!!--------------------------> #OUTBURST

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DUDES OVER 29 STILLLLLLLL LIVING wiff dey MOMMA FOR ANYYY REASON!!!!!! should NOT be GETTIN LAID AND........... should be BEAT to DEATH!!----------> #OUTBURST!!

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AYE! IF YOU make $2000 uh month..and YO RENT is 1,200 uh month and your CAR NOTE is $700 uh month....FIGHT YOSELF!!!.... WIN!!! ......DEN KICK YO OWN ASS AGAIN!!...for YOU have BECOME ... A BROKE BAMMA wiff UH FANCY CAR!!---------> #OUTBURST!!